People I know who are absolute astrological stereotypes
Aries:
My sister's idiot friend, 12. Very funny but everyone I know semi-hates him except me. Likes fighting everyone. Talks about sex a lot. Does racing: I once found him pouring milk into the engine of his car.Taurus:
My mum, 46. Likes painting and loves doing up the rooms in our house. Would eat, sleep, and have baths all day if she could. Very maternal and over-protective, just wants to take care of everything. Set in her ways.Gemini:
My friend, 15. A very quick learner who loves reading, writing, and drawing. Watches a lot of YouTube. Likes going to lots of parties. Flirts a lot and has worryingly significant commitment issues, which she despises.Cancer:
Moi, 14. Acts innocent (isn't) and is very shy. Likes venting emotionally and psycho-analysing people. Can be very moody and manipulative. Tells lots of jokes which are either terrible or highly self-deprecating.Leo:
My friend, 14. Wears a lot of make-up. Totally goofy and has a lot more love to give than she pretends. Very creative and likes playing Truth or Dare, making out with people, and drinking alcohol. Self-centred.Virgo:
My friend, 15. Likes talking about how smart he is. Is an extreme history nerd and also very geeky. Talks a lot about how he is too young for relationships. Has obvious crush on about eighty people but will never act on it.Libra:
My friend, 15. Makes weighing motion with his hands when making decisions. Is very loving in relationships and very much likes cuddles. Exceedingly smart but would rather just talk about sex. Very moral.Scorpio:
My friend, 15. Very hateful and is hardly ever able to be positive about anything. Talks about sex lots. Intensely private person with a stereotypical dark and mysterious past. Has anger issues.Sagittarius:
My ex-friend, 15. Massive attention seeker, but does this to cover up inner insecurities. Likes wearing funny clothes and bright hats. Laughs a lot. Is always intensely hyper or intensely sad; very bighearted.Capricorn:
My cousin, 30. Massive drive for business and very successful. Gets angry easily. Always gets her way and is very assertive. Acts like she isn't, but is very warm, friendly, and nice once you get to know her.Aquarius:
My cousin, 14. Very quirky, doesn't care what anyone else thinks about her. Exceedingly tall. Likes putting on funny voices. Is very good in social situations but doesn't talk about her emotions much.Pisces:
My ex, 15. Very sweet, honest and goofy, stereotypical nerdy-best-friend. Is melodramatic about emotions; lets people walk all over him time after time. Victim complex. Is highly insecure and never assertive about anything, ever. *Note - Pisces example is heavily Pisces dom Capricorn.
